~buy me food and I'll love you forever~

expect:
-httyd-
-pokemon-
-marijuana-
-feminist views-
-supernatural-
-nsfw-
-porn-
-the unexpected-

bowserfucker:

my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.

(via paintedprintedpaper)

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Midnight thoughts (sometimes I’m a mess)

I’m sorry you have to see me this way.

(via allhopedies)

(Source: reality-escape-artist, via lilveganmami)

It’s easy to love someone when they’re happy. What’s hard is loving someone when they’re crying on the bathroom floor at 2am because everything came crashing down at once.
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harlold:

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

(Source: hottermelon, via strictlyteen)

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Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

LMFAO perfect. Fuckin perfect.

(via ph4ntasmag0ria)

(via bandsnbongs)

You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.
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doopilydo:

GUYS SO ON THE HARRY POTTER WIKI PAGE IT LISTS LILY AS “BRIEFLY WIDOWED.”

YES BRIEFLY WIDOWED WHILE SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND BEING MURDERED DOWNSTAIRS AND THEN FLUNG HERSELF IN FRONT OF HER BABY BOY. BUT BRIEFLY WIDOWED ALL THE SAME.

(via hogwartskidsproblems)

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skeletonsam:

#SPN10 countdown challenge  |  day 10 - season 1, episode 10

I’m going to make you all better.

(via supernaturalapocalypse)

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12 hours ago
Anonymous asked: How big was your biggest guy? Not talking weight nor height.


Answer:

uhhh don’t know honestly

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12 hours ago
thaiguy20fromla asked: Hiiiiiiii


Answer:

hello :3

Posted
12 hours ago
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